You all know we’re registered at Target, right? Good.
There are several things that I would like to add to the baby registry that I’m told simply wouldn’t be appropriate. So here’s my list:
I’d like to add toys for the dogs, because once this beautiful baby arrives I’m going to neglect them. It’s true – I [...]
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Things for the baby registry
September 29, 2009The 4th
July 6, 2009I’m not a big fan of the fourth of July. That might make me a downer, but I don’t care. I just don’t like this particular holiday all that much.
I used to like it. I used to love getting together with my cousins and spending the day by the pool (one with a springy diving [...]
Trouble is a brewin’
June 25, 2009There’s some bidniz goin’ down up in my hood. So I wrote a song about it.
CAUTION: it’s probably not suitable for young children or the clergy.
Hopefully this link will work. It’s an MP3, so give it a minute to load up.
The Neighbor’s Dog
I’m thinking about burning it to a CD and mailing it to him.
Shoot that old man!
May 12, 2009When it’s nice out, I love to walk the dogs. I like to be out in the warm sun, feeling the breeze blow through my mullet, checking up on my neighborhood and silently passing judgement on the homes of others. I’m glad I have my dogs, because without them I would just look like some [...]
Oh HELL no…
April 27, 2009I’m extra annoyed with the ice-cream-moron today, and I have a feeling that this mental midget is going to bother me all summer (and, based on past performance, well into the colder months of the fall).
I think I forgot to mention in my other post about how much I loathe this guy that we live [...]
Alone for the weekend
April 3, 2009Wow! Friday afternoon panic attack! Not only is Leona out of town for the weekend, but so is my drummer. Now I have NOTHING to do all weekend (unless you count chores).
I plan on working on some “work” stuff a little bit, but other than that here’s a list of what’s on the table for [...]
Leona teaches the dogs to attack Leona
March 4, 2009Things that I get in trouble for
February 24, 2009Posting pictures of Leona on Facebook that are apparently unflattering. I think she’s beautiful no matter what, so how am I to know?
One morning, I got scolded for not cleaning up after myself in the kitchen after approximately fifteen seconds of being in the kitchen. I hadn’t even done anything yet! Give me a chance!
Letting [...]
Things I need help with
February 12, 2009Rabbits. How do I get rid of them? Their little turds litter the back yard and the dogs either eat the turds if I let them out or just bark at the rabbits if they’re in the house.
Making a wall. I want to move my fridge to the other side of the kitchen, but that’s [...]
Questioning our decision making
December 10, 2008I hate the cold. Hate it. I hate it when my toes and fingers start to get tingly and achey from the cold. I hate to shiver. I hate bundling up to the point that I can’t move my limbs freely only to still be cold.
So moving from West Chester to Buffalo and then to [...]
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