Wife vs. Mother
It’s only natural to grow up sharing everything with your mother. Your secret crush. Your secret rash. Whatever.
But you’re married now, and things have changed. Now you have your wife to share everything with, including secret rashes. And because of your lovely wife, you have to be careful what you say to your mother. Here’s a little guide to keep you on the straight and narrow.
Do NOT tell your mom anything having to do with:
1) sex with your wife
2) your wife’s cooking
3) the way your wife “keeps house”
4) the way your wife raises, talks to, disciplines, feeds or looks at your kids
5) anything medical for anyone in the family
Follow these simple rules, and you should keep your wife happy and your mom out of your business. And let’s face it, defining the separation between your wife and your mother is what keeps them both happy.
Tags: mom, mother, rules, wife
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February 22, 2008 at 3:08 pm
This Mom is very happy to allow the aforementioned wife to have the pleasure of knowing about the secret rash…..and this Mom does NOT need to know anything about her baby boy having relations with his wife…this Mom wiped that baby butt and cannot think of her son as a sexual being! Also this mom is also a son’s wife and knows what a mother-in-law should never be privy to !